Is hair an inanimate object?

this week at my school we're having spirit week. tomorrow is inanimate object day. we arent able to wear sweatpants to school, so i was thinking oh how i can get away with it tomorrow. im thinking about wearing all grey and claim to be a fallen split ended grey hair from an older balding person. my mom says its inanimate but my dad says hes not sure. some body solve this for me!